Pussy is the key to make a great night. Not in the kind of pussy you guys know. When I use the word pussy I mean the action of having fun with my friends. OMG no that just make it’s worse. My point here is that I did nothing all day and wished I was … Continue reading
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The Ugly Plauge of Taking My Pants Off To An Audience
Taking off my pants off on stage was the highlight as an ametuer actor. Every semester my drama class does a winter showcase of scene’s for an audience to everyone at my school to see. That’s if they can get tickets to see the show. We always sell out with 300 tickets. So the pressure … Continue reading
My History Teacher Knows My High School Deepest Secret
Yes you read that right. Oh god. Well here is the story. I have him first block in the mornings and he was asking me a question on the assignment we were doing just to see i understand it. And he was pleased to know I did my work good and even though I made … Continue reading
Jaw. Room. Impress. Showtime.
My jaw hurts. People on twitter claim that it’s from blowjobs. Eye roll. They can hate all they want just be jealous I can actually get a dick to suck on. I woke up this morning with my right upper part of my jaw hurting. I think it’s because my doctor has told me I … Continue reading
Breaking The Leg & Sweaty Shirts Signing
HI….. Yeah I know it’s been so long since I’ve last blogged and yes I do care. I know I said it’s time for no procrastination and how my life has changed for the good blah blah blah but I can tell you that it’s kinda working I’ve just been sooo busy lately that I … Continue reading
Drama: Going Big
Drama. This is actually my favorite class of the year. I got a little nervous at first because i’m a bit awkward and shy when you first meet me and I knew somehow Drama class would change it. I signed up for Drama cause I heard it’s a very fun class and because Victorious made … Continue reading
You Know What They Say: Laughing Is Good For You
Family drama. Isn’t it wonderful!? Not.*Britney song* 1,2,3 you need to go away. You don’t need me. Drama please go away. It all started with a phone call. My sister got detention. Which it either meant she got in trouble for saying a stupid joke or she was talking in class. It was neither. She … Continue reading
This Time It’s Personal Groady Bitch
After school today i was waiting for my ride with my friends. So Justin the Groady bitch came up to us because he talks to one of my friends. And he said to me, “Hi Daniel who thinks i’m ugly.” I didn’t hear him at first but i did hear him mumble it. I even … Continue reading
Justin, Leave Me Alone
Remember how i last blogged about Justin The Groady Bitch? Well yeah we were texting in class going deep into him wanting to go on a date with me. Ew! It all started from him in class, asking me to go to the movies with him to see Warm Bodies. And i said, “I already … Continue reading
Fiction Friday: Alexis The Wizard
I’m irritated with the world right now. I’m a wizard. And to this day i think i’m the only one. I became a wizard when i had a dream of a very dark ghost figure giving me the power. I know it wasn’t the devil cause i saw its face and it’s face was very … Continue reading
Daniel In Wonderland 