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Starbucks Condoms

If these suckers really do exsist, I WANT ONE. It would be perfect and weird at the same time if they were flavored. If it’s possible i want mine Mocha frappuchino with an extra pump of coffee flavored. What if they were available to buy at the cash registers at starbucks?! “Carmel Frappuchino coming right … Continue reading

Fiction Friday

Fiction Friday In 6 Words

I kinda stole the idea of this blog post from http://morgenbailey.wordpress.com/2013/07/26/flash-fiction-friday-097-6-word-stories/ but does it matter? Right. He kissed my boob and toe. Garbage cans were full of condoms. Purple, pink, and orange elephants twerked. Ugly hoes sucking toes for fun. Waiting for the Babe, in DVD. Who uses metal ditectors these days? She called me a ugly … Continue reading