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My History Teacher Knows My High School Deepest Secret

Posted on September 28, 2013 by Daniel Giraffe • Leave a comment

Yes you read that right. Oh god. Well here is the story. I have him first block in the mornings and he was asking me a question on the assignment we were doing just to see i understand it. And he was pleased to know I did my work good and even though I made … Continue reading →

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That’s M O N E Y so Sexy I!

Posted on September 28, 2013 by Daniel Giraffe • Leave a comment

Remember Corey from That’s So Raven and how he loveeed his money? I’m the same way but I always end up spending it every week. Like yesterday I spent almost all of my money at the mall on food. Oh god. I need to learn to save my money. I want to buy things that … Continue reading →

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Jaw. Room. Impress. Showtime.

Posted on September 22, 2013 by Daniel Giraffe • Leave a comment

My jaw hurts. People on twitter claim that it’s from blowjobs. Eye roll. They can hate all they want just be jealous I can actually get a dick to suck on. I woke up this morning with my right upper part of my jaw hurting. I think it’s because my doctor has told me I … Continue reading →

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Why I Hate Hair Cuts

Posted on September 18, 2013 by Daniel Giraffe • Leave a comment

Who said you have the head of the size of an egg? Daniel stop it with the negative thoughts. I hate haircuts because they can either make me look ugly or make me bleed. I swear, sometimes I feel like the blade on the trimmer goes in so deep it tickles me disguising the pain … Continue reading →

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Get The London Look!

Posted on September 17, 2013 by Daniel Giraffe • Leave a comment

Get the London look! Above is a video that inspired me to write this post. So here are ways to get the London look based on my poor knowledge. Talk like you have the Nicki Minaj british accent. Be Lady Gaga for a day wear a box that looks like a telephone post. Wear a … Continue reading →

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How To Make Measuring Angles Fun

Posted on September 16, 2013 by Daniel Giraffe • Leave a comment

You can measure the angle of Miley twerking to prove everyone she sucks at it. You can measure the angle at which dicks curve at. You can measure the angle of how many Lana Del Rey’s dancing moves she does when performing on SNL. You can measure the angle of Miley’s butt goes out to. … Continue reading →

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Ask The B!tch Questions Part 2

Posted on September 15, 2013 by Daniel Giraffe • Leave a comment

What’s your Starbucks fake name? Eli! I don’t know why but it’s my favorite name. I was a huge liar at middle school and decided to tell everyone I was going to legally change my name to Eli. I even changed it on Myspace. That’s how serious I was. But it’s been so long since … Continue reading →

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