Features That Would Make Sharks Cool

Rainbow fins. Having them as pet’s in shark tanks would scare away the spiders in your home. It’s skin change by the season. Sharks that can do tricks like dolphins do. Fins made out of metal so people wouldn’t remove them for fin soup. It’s possible to cut them but who would want to eat … Continue reading →

Goodbye June

Today is the last day of June. Waaaaaaah! One month less of summer vacation. At least i have all of July and part of August. I don’t how i should feel. Happy or sad. But really this month was a bit boring. I mean I had some fun with my friends this summer that i … Continue reading →

Fiction Friday: Locked In A Mall

“The mall will be closing in 15 minutes. Please make your way to the exits.” Said the voice over the intercom. Shoot where did park? I think I parked at the north side of the mall. It takes me 10 minutes to get there if I hurry up. I’m walking as fast as i can. … Continue reading →

400th Blog Post: Throwback Thursday: Amen Fashion

Oh gosh I can’t believe i’m showing you guys this. I hate this picture. There are so many things that i don’t like about this picture. Like: Gangster. I look like a gangsta just sitting there on the couch being lazy in a tank top. I go for Mexico’s political party, PRI. Watch out! My … Continue reading →

Tweets I Wish Exsisted

@ladygaga: Madonna is just mad cause i thought of Born This Way before she did. @ladygaga: Don’t hate on me Madonna because I’m #2 and your #6 on the most powerful celeb’s on Forbes. @beyonce: Bow down to me bitches. @amandabynes: Why do you guys hate? My nose is more important than you’ll ever be. … Continue reading →

I Don’t Eat Healthy Food

Something i should do but don’t do is eat healthy. And I want to live a long life. Psh. When was the last time I ate a banana? Never. I just don’t like it eating it alone. I would have it in smoothies but not alone. When was the last time I ate an apple? … Continue reading →

Like Go Home

I hate visitors. Like can you go home? You have your own home. You have your own couch. You don’t have to my home. I don’t even like you guys. Like if you wanna come to my house and disrupt my peace, talk to me. If not then, kisses to the haters. And please don’t … Continue reading →

Fiction Friday: Life Imitates Art

Focus. What would Lana Del Rey do in this case? “Let’s get out on this town cause were on fire!” (Lucky Ones). Hm okay. Let’s get a grip Jack. “Let’s go Jake,” I said to him with terror. “Let’s go baby,” he said comforting me. He’s a chicken disguised into a cow. Jack can speak. … Continue reading →

Throwback Thursday: Voom Voom

Gosh theres so many things about that picture that just brings me memories. This picture was taken in the summer of 2001 I was about 6 years old in Mexico. Guess which one is me. It’s not the one in the middle. Too young then and long hair. Not the one on the left. Too … Continue reading →

Shall I Believe My Chinese Zodiac Or Not?

I have never grown interest into zodiac signs but i guess now is the perfect time to know whether they are correct or not. My chinese zodiac sign is the rat. Ew! Rats are like the nastiest creatures in the world. For me that is. At least now i know that the snake can eat … Continue reading →