Are You A Human? Or Are You An Robot? Or Are You Just Rich?

There’s so many “professional’ blogs out there on WordPress that make me wonder if this is really is written by a human. Like this is a blog not a fucking essay. Blog as you like not by what fits the grammar rules. Some people blog like, “Yesterday i saw a very odd man in his mid 90s. He … Continue reading →

Fiction Friday: The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party

Seth: Here to give you her opinion about Obama’s presidency is, The girl you wish you hadn’t started a conversation with. (TGYWYHSACWAAP) TGYWYHSACWAAP: Hi seth! Seth: Hey how do you feel about Obama winning the election? TGYWYHSACWAAP: Okay, i like it. Obama is like rich. He can beat you up at a snap. And when … Continue reading →

Starbucks Stories #3

Its been so long since i last blogged so to make it up, i decided to come to Starbucks to write a blog post about all the peasants who come in Starbucks. I just got here and i love it already.  I asked the lady if they are selling my favorite, gingerbread latte already and she said … Continue reading →

Romney As A Hipster

This is the shirt im wearing today. Just pretend its Romney instead of Lincoln (cause they’re both white) being humilated in these hipster glasses. The glasses repersent how unserious he is and the stupidity of hipsters he represents. All i have to say is that sucks for you Romney! You lost! And thats my fashion … Continue reading →

My Political Facebook News Feed

I hardly on facebook but i had to see what others were saying about Obama winning and all of these are too hilarious to share. Here are just some of the posts. Ha! Bitch calm down. We are not dummed. You are bitch. Plus why scram over facebook? Get get in line and settledown. Plus … Continue reading →

Election Day is Tomorrow!

Well tomorrow is election day and i want Obama to win. I really don’t give a fuck who you vote for but i say Obama is the choice. Romney is an idiot. I not convinced that he would be a good president and Obama does. Obama is experienced and he knows what he’s doing and … Continue reading →

Why I Love Tumblr At This Time of Year 2

Gosh, the political homor tumblr posts, hasn’t stoped. They’re just getting more hilarious and hilarious by the day. And who’s the prime subject? Romney. Cause he’s a newbie to the fame, obviously.   Word! Romney may say he has a plan but i (we) need details. Full details.   Haha! I find this hilarious. You … Continue reading →

Best Search Term of All Time

  Am i in heaven? Once i saw this, i got up and clapped my hands. Literally. Fuck yes. I’m so glad someone is taking the advantage to look up a blog post about Romney. Could this person be Snoop dog? Gosh i hope so! I’m just happy that someone actually read this post that … Continue reading →

Fiction Friday: RE: Taylor Swift’s Song We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

My name is, Mitt Romney. And i dated Taylor Swift. Yes Mitt Romney the presidental candidate you peasants. She wrote the song We are never ever getting back together about me, and i’m of hearing the song everywhere i go. It pisses me off because she’s TOTALLY wrong. We dated when me and my wife … Continue reading →

Snoop Dog is the BOSS

Gosh how i love snoop dog. Snoop dog actually wrote this and said he’s voting for Obama and he gave his reasons why. This is so hilarious! What a great way to use his fame for something hilarious. This picture diserves to be in a museum. Here’s another reason why i love the election in … Continue reading →