Seth: Here to give you her opinion about Obama’s presidency is, The girl you wish you hadn’t started a conversation with. (TGYWYHSACWAAP)
TGYWYHSACWAAP: Hi seth!
Seth: Hey how do you feel about Obama winning the election?
TGYWYHSACWAAP: Okay, i like it. Obama is like rich. He can beat you up at a snap. And when you watch Sponge bob square pants you going to start singing.
Seth; What are you talking about? Why would i start singing?
TGYWYHSACWAAP: I’m talking about Obama seth! We live in an Obama Nation. How do you think Obama feels about it?
Seth: I think he’s happy.
TGYWYHSACWAAP: Really cause i thought he was gay. Now can i put my KKK outfit?
TGYWYHSACWAAP: Ugh fine.
Seth: What do you hope Obama does for the future?
TGYWYHSACWAAP: I hope he gives a paper bag to Romney.
Seth: Why a paper bag?
TGYWYHSACWAAP: To cover his face Seth. Lady Gaga! Come here!
Seth: Lady gaga is here?
TGYWYHSACWAAP: Yes! She’s always here. She’s next to me. Don’t you see her!?
Seth: No i don’t
TGYWYHSACWAAP: You need to clean your ears seth. There’s millions of people out there who die from cancer. And there is million’s of cancers that die.
Seth: What are you talking about?
TGYWYHSACWAAP: I’m talking about Madonna!
Seth: Do you think Madonna voted?
TGYWYHSACWAAP: No i don’t think she did. She hates shoes. Now can i please put on my KKK costume really quick?
Seth: No! Why would Madonna hate shoes?
TGYWYHSACWAAP: Because she has long hair seth!
Seth: Um okay.
TGYWYHSACWAAP: What do you think teenagers are doing nowadays?
Seth: I don’t know. Studying.
TGYWYHSACWAAP: No seth, they’re being little creeps on the internet. Like yesterday a 11 year old kid like’d my picture on instagram. Now how creppy is that!?
TGYWYHSACWAAP: Like we should send all the little girls to myspace. Nobody use’s myspace anymore. They are just so full of candy.
Seth: Why candy?
TGYWYHSACWAAP: I’m talking about Halloween seth. How do you think Kesha feels?
Seth: I have no idea what your talking about. How does she feel?
TGYWYHSACWAAP: She says were going to die young. All of the pigs are happy.
TGYWYHSACWAAP: Here let me look for a number for this guy who makes wigs. You should call him.
Seth: Well thanks. Do you think Obama will change America?
TGYWYHSACWAAP: I think he already did. He’s black.
Seth: The girl you wish you hadn’t started a conversation with, everyone!
TGYWYHSACWAAP: Bye! I need a bee wax.