I Loathe Gmail Blue

OMG WHAT GMAIL BLUE IS A APRIL FOOLS JOKE? It didn’t get me for a second. It got to me for like 15 minutes after I saw on twitter it was a joke. Gosh you cunts. I know this Gmail blue wasn’t a huge cool next big thing but I was actually really excited for … Continue reading →

Easter Well Awkwardly Coffee Shop’d Spent

I’m back! So many days without blogging that my blog feels empty. Almost like a year with out rain. These past couple days i’ve been with family at our family ranch. It was so fun. So fun that i even finished Fifty Shades Darker. I’m obviously being sarcastic. I had nothing else to do so … Continue reading →

Throwback Thursday: Happy Birthday Lady Gaga!

Happy birthday gurl! Its Lady Gagas birthday. But isnt it Throwback Thursday? Well why yes it is! Here are some moments about gaga that we shall not forget. Im sure there is WAY more but i dont want this to be very long. If your reading htis lady gaga, i want to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY! … Continue reading →

Surrounded By Wonderland Regrets

It’s been a long day. For once my spring break dream has come true! I woke up late. 10:30 AM late. I’m aiming tomorrow to wake up at noon. Hashtag this wonderland blogger needs to sleep and dream all the time possible. I hardly did anything this morning. I just layed in bed, wondering why … Continue reading →

Giraffe Spot Removed

Just got home from the doctors. See that picture above? That’s my mole i had in the back of ear that has been removed. I’ve always had this mole behind my ear for about 5 years and it’s been growing. So i went to the doctors to get it removed. I was super nervous. I … Continue reading →

Be Careful Kim Kardashian!

Looking at this picture gives me the creeps. It’s so creepy for me that i haven’t added the picture until i’m have finished writing this post. Ever since i seen a thousand ways to die, my view on acupuncture gives me the creeps. On that episode there was a girl who had needles on her … Continue reading →

Fifty Shades Awkward

I went with my aunt to go pick up my cousin from school and we had to wait until the bell ringed and things got a little weird. First it was so awkward. I was just with my aunt while she talked to the other moms. Then one of my aunt’s friends was like, “Oh … Continue reading →

New Family Nickname: Peter La Anguila

Remember my cray uncle? Well he calls me Peter La Anguila. Last year it was shaggy cause i’m tall, skinny, and had my hair do like him…. Eye roll. If i were him i would also add cause i eat alot and yet i’m still skinny. But this year it’s Peter. Here take a look … Continue reading →

Fifty Shades My Aunt’s Have Read The Series

Well i’m in Mexico! I had so much fun yesterday. Crazy old family. The airport expirence, i guess you can call it that, was alright. I was reading Fifty Shades Darker the whole time there trying to start a scene. But nobody wanted to pay attention to which book i was reading. Whatever. But i … Continue reading →

I’m The 90s Bitch

If there where one thing I would want to ask my cousins It would be: Have you heard I love it By Icona Pop? They need to get a taste in good music. Or atleast it is for me. Hopefully we may even make an video for it! That would be so fun. And for … Continue reading →