The Confessions Of A Wanna Be Shopaholic

The Confessions Of A Shopaholic is literally my life. Why am I so obsessed with this movie? Maybe because it’s everything. I’m a huge fan of someone of someone with a strong role in any kind of movie. I don’t know why, I actually do but I don’t want to go deep into it. My … Continue reading →

Smash Smash Christmas Eve Bang Bang

This christmas eve was sooo turnt. Just kidding. I don’t think I have the certification of a teenager to use that word because I only get invited to 1 party a year. Christmas in Mexico is a quiet experience. Every year all the neighbors around my grandma’s house put fireworks. Illegal of course but it’s … Continue reading →

Making Realizations While Blogging: I’m SOOOOO NOT A Drama Queen

Pussy is the key to make a great night. Not in the kind of pussy you guys know. When I use the word pussy I mean the action of having fun with my friends. OMG no that just make it’s worse. My point here is that I did nothing all day and wished I was … Continue reading →

I’m Really Setting Myself High With These New Year’s Resolutions

If you were to ask me what do I expect for the new year i would say, “I don’t know, will 1 million dollars come with that?” I feel like with 1 million dollars I can get so much accomplished. Like buy all the things I need and want, buy a house for myself, and … Continue reading →

The Ugly Plauge of Taking My Pants Off To An Audience

Taking off my pants off on stage was the highlight as an ametuer actor. Every semester my drama class does a winter showcase of scene’s for an audience to everyone at my school to see. That’s if they can get tickets to see the show. We always sell out with 300 tickets. So the pressure … Continue reading →

Starbucks Flavored Condoms Take Over The World

It has came to my attention that literally 60% of my blog views come from the blog post Starbucks Condoms. Um what? Why do many people want to know if Starbucks actually have condoms? I guess some people are actually dumb wondering if they sell condoms. They sell coffee not sex toys. If they were … Continue reading →

Tom Daley Coming Out About His Relationship

God bless british boys. Seriously. Tom Daley coming out is everything I needed right now. Well Tom didn’t really reveal his sexuality but did reveal his relationship in dating a guy. He said he fancied girls but that could mean anything. As a gay man (guy because I’m still I’m high school[if that would be … Continue reading →

My Saturday In A Nutshell (Whatever “In A Nutshell” Means)

It’s so late (3 AM) but fuck it I’m going to blog anyway. So what did I do today? ALOT. I woke so late today and I can’t remember why… And I wasn’t even drunk last night. Maybe because I slept sooo late last night? No that’s not it.. I have no idea but I … Continue reading →

Procrastination Can Go Die

OMG I SWEAR I’M ABOUT TO KILL A BITCH. I missed the freaking deadline for the EOP for the universities I’ve applied to. Is this like a sign or something? I honestly thought there were 31 days in this month and thought it was due TOMORROW at 11:59 PM not today. Omg I swear I’m … Continue reading →