What's on my mind

“Suck My Ass!” Is The New “Suck My Dick!”

When you think of swag you think of me. I use to, well still do, say that all the time. Why? Because everyone has that feeling of just being silly and saying stuff that they have no idea why they say it.

You know, everyone has terms that say every once a while that comes and goes. Now I almost always say “Suck my ass.” I just believe it’s a funny thing to say because it’s like something out of the norm to do. It’s impossible to do. Suck an ass. You can suck an asshole (another fun word to say). But saying “Suck my ass.” Is like saying “Suck my dick.” But without the nasty. Saying “Suck my ass” is cleaner because you don’t have the picture in your mind. You kind of have to create it yourself in your head and if an artist can draw that, it would me a masterpiece to be placed in my home living room.  It’s symbolic in it’s way to display. People who don’t like it can suck my ass.

The term “Suck my ass,” comes from a famous viner vine from a 10 year old that says, “For all you haters out there, suck my ass! Because you are no better or good than anyone else.” You need to watch the vine. The way she says “Suck my ass” is so hilarious. That’s why it’s so common to be said.

Feel free to say that term when out in the streets, as it will score you swag points, but be careful where you say it! I was at a college orientation and I said it out loud to my friends and I’m sure everyone in my group heard me and they just looked at me as it hurt me for the future because I didn’t make any new friends. Which is bad! In college you need friends because you need to replace them with your old friends who moved out of the city to another expensive college.

To all the people who didn’t bother to read this whole thing, SUCK MY ASS.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s