Get the London look! Above is a video that inspired me to write this post. So here are ways to get the London look based on my poor knowledge.
- Talk like you have the Nicki Minaj british accent.
- Be Lady Gaga for a day wear a box that looks like a telephone post.
- Wear a huge ass chain attached with a clock cause here in America we don’t have clocks.
- Wear a huge ass mullet weave so that it looks like him.
- Have a bee sting you and in the throat and sing like Amy Winehouse.
- Paint your teeth yellow.
- Smear red tea all over your t-shirts. Britain love their tea.
- Grow old so that you get shorter and look like Queen Elizabeth.
- Have an owl on your shoulder so that you can be like Harry Potter.
- Loose a couple pounds because everyone there is skinny.
- Wear ancient clothes and when asked tell them you are Jane Austen.
- Make yourself a hat that has a the UK flag attached to a small stick so that it can ride like British man. Those are lyrics from a Lana Del Rey cause everyone there seems to love her cause she’s there all the time.
- Wear an Anastasia Steele shirt with the big ben because Ana has always loved London.
- Never be ashamed to go to a nude beach.