You hear that? The screams, the applause, the tears of joy? It’s all the Little Monsters rejoicing this moment of the release of Lady Gaga’s new single APPLAUSE. I loooooooooooove this song. This is already my favorite song. It’s catchy, a good song to dance to, and a great song to do dramatic lip syncing since i suck at singing. The song was going to be released next Monday but it got leaked somehow and got released last night instead. It’s kinda scary cause the hacker is going to jail for this. You don’t want to mess with Gaga. I found out the news when I woke up and saw the tweets that the gates from pop hell have been opened and it was going to premiered on the radio. I was so excited I couldn’t stay still. I kept on walking around the house thinking, OMG TODAY IS THE DAY. When I listened to it on the radio I freaked out. I love’d it. I was literally jumping up and down (obviously, it’s not like i was jumping side to side.) It’s currently #2 on iTunes but soon to be #1. IF SOMEONE SOON HACKS THE SYSTEM AND MAKES KATY’S SALES GO DOWN.
I’m hoping Gaga’s VMA performance is a hot, sexy, and weird. A fun performance like any Britney Spears song. It’s Gaga and I literally have no vision for Applause. She can do anything and she’ll still be flawless. She can be standing while on having the microphone on the pole, and it would still be iconic. What I can imagine is the crowd. The Jonas Brothers standing up singing and dancing to the song as they admire their goddess. I know I would.
GIVE APPLAUSE A LISTEN ABOVE OR ELSE I’LL PERSONALLY GET A HAMMER, SMASH YOUR BIG HEAD (OR LITTLE IF THAT’S MORE OFFENSIVE) BEAT IT HARD, UPLOAD A PICTURE OF IT ONTO MY BLOG, AND BLOG ABOUT YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS. Thank you. Love you lots! ;)