Starbucks Condoms


If these suckers really do exsist, I WANT ONE. It would be perfect and weird at the same time if they were flavored. If it’s possible i want mine Mocha frappuchino with an extra pump of coffee flavored. What if they were available to buy at the cash registers at starbucks?! “Carmel Frappuchino coming right up. Wait do you want the coffee or the condom?” And the customer says, “Will the condom give me visions and give me energy just like a frappuchino does?” And the barista replies, “I don’t know. It depends on the size.”

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