I kinda stole the idea of this blog post from http://morgenbailey.wordpress.com/2013/07/26/flash-fiction-friday-097-6-word-stories/ but does it matter? Right.
- He kissed my boob and toe.
- Garbage cans were full of condoms.
- Purple, pink, and orange elephants twerked.
- Ugly hoes sucking toes for fun.
- Waiting for the Babe, in DVD.
- Who uses metal ditectors these days?
- She called me a ugly rat.
- Amanda Bynes called me slutty cunt.
- Dr.pepper now comes with old caps.
- Your mom gets STD tested everyday.
- Justin Bieber peed on shampoo bottles.
- Crying red wine to get wasted.
- I puke every night to impress.
- Beyonce can use me any day.
- Obsessed with pooping in purple poop.
- I’m more into homeless ugly women.