My dad can be boring, weird, and funny when he wants to. I’m asked my dad to tell me something random and this is what I got:
- Infinite. (DAD I NEED A SENTENCE)
- Beyond the limit…. no no let me think of something.
- Mind over matter… Something like that? (NOOO.)
- I’m hanging out with my friends or or or i’m just hanging out. (He doesn’t get it.)
- I’m going along with the flow. Go along with the flow something like that.
- Healthy mind. No. Something like…
- Empty minded…. I dunno.
- Stay positive.
- Be good and stay positive.
- Always smile.
- This is kinda hard for me. (OBVIOUSLY)
- Think with your brain not your butt. That’s girls always sleeping with guys alot. (Oh gosh father.)
- Stay healthy, stay fit.
- HILAROUS HILAAAAARIOUS.
- Get down with the niddy greedy. (I think i spelt that correctly. WHAT THE HECK IS THAT. He’s clearly very old school.)
- Bite the bullet.
- You gotta be tough you gotta be strong. It’s from a song.
- Reunite and stick together. Stay together. Stay together. Stay together.
As you can tell my dad
- Is really deep
- Not that funny; And i don’t get it from him.
- Knows alot and maybe too much about wisdom.
Oh father why can’t you be funny like Amanda Bynes on Twitter?