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That’s A Dealbreaker

In the TV show, 30 Rock, Liz Lemon wrote a book called, “Dealbreaker,” where she talks about what makes a man a deal breaker. For example:  If your man is over thirty and still wears a nametag to work……that’s a dealbreaker, ladies!

So here’s my edition:

  • If your man’s favorite book is The Fault In Our Stars, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If your man still has a Nokia phone from the 2000s, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If your women watches depressing movies all day, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If your man goes to the restroom to talk on the phone, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If your man doesn’t hug you when he first see’s you, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If your friend is in a twerk team and your not invited to be part of the team, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If your man is in a twerk team, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If your friends that happen to be couples, make out in front of a car accident, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If your man doesn’t follow you on twitter, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If your friend stops singing after you have started to sing along, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If the lady who waxes you has a mustache, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If the friendly worker at starbucks doesn’t get your name right, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If the blogger you follow on tumblr promotes him/herself under the comment section in every post, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If your friend say you look good but you know they are lying, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If your mother says she’s on her way and she’s still home, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If your friend tells you all the time “it gets better” when you know its not unless you do something, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If your man has a tattoo of tweety bird, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If your man has a cut out poster of Britney Spears, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If your man CALL’S HIMSELF Christian Grey, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If your man has a football players name tattooed on his chest, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If your man’s nickname is shawty machine, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If your man sleeps 20 hours a day, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If your man can spot the difference between a fake gucci bag and a real one, that’s a dealbreaker ladies.
  • If your man carries a fly swatter in his back pocket, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If your man tans his genitals, that’s a dealbreaker.
  • If your man tells you smoking causes your nipples to fall off, that’s a dealbreaker.
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