Fiction Friday

Fiction Friday: The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party Part 2

Seth: Here to give us an insight on WHAT THE FUCK is going on with the world is The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A party.


Seth: Hello. Now tell me, what’s happening to Amanda Bynes?

TGYWYHSACWAAP: I have no idea seth. First she’s all like, “When your ready come and get it.”

Seth: That’s Selena Gomez.

TGYWYHSACWAAP: Na na na na na na. Like waht is there to get? Fudge.

Seth: Why would she have Fudge with her?

TGYWYHSACWAAP: There’s millions of lipsticks out in the world and not one can be used to clean the floors.

Seth: Why would it be used for cleaning?

TGYWYHSACWAAP: To distract Drake to come and get Amanda. Like helloooooo doesn’t anybody cry anymore?!

Seth: I cry alot actually.

TGYWYHSACWAAP: I’m not talking to you i’m talking to the mexican cleaning lady. Hey Maria no tu eres la pinche gringa! She tells that to me all the time. I have no idea what she means.

Seth: Where is Maria? There’s nobody cleaning anything right now.

TGYWYHSACWAAP: Here let em give you this number for pool cleaner.

Seth: What do you think about the economy and where it’s at right now?

TGYWYHSACWAAP: Okay, someday big foot will come by and eat all of the chips in the world and we would be a hungry nation. Like think about global warming. They will not be able to fart.

Seth: Huh… How is… What are you talking about!?

TGYWYHSACWAAP: Marry the nerds, be a bad bitch boss, go with the university gut, put your money where your mouth is, and be rich while living like a peasant. Those are the simple ways to be a billionaire.

Seth: One last question, are you a hipster?

TGYWYHSACWAAP: My hips can’t actually stir Seth, i have genital warts.

Seth: The girl you wish you hadn’t started a conversation with, everyone!

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