Fiction Friday

Fiction Friday: What is the meaning of life?

What is the meaning of life?

Homeless guy: Making cardboards i get from my house.

Teacher: Make kid’s suffer.

PE teacher: To make student’s break a leg, suffer, and scream at them. You see, teens never know when they are going to die. And i want each kid to be sore on, possibly, their last day alive.

College professor: To make one person smile. To inspire students to be the biggest they can be. Our student’s are our future. The future is the meaning of life.

Lady Gaga: Confuse the fuck out of everyone.

Justin Bieber: Swaggie. But trust me guys, “I can fly i can fly i can flyyyyyyyyyyy.” Oh you asked me question? Oh yeah, i love monkeys and i just had to have one as a pet.

Madonna: Be a flop and never win a grammy ever again. My life is literally in the toilet. Going down that nasty tubes where all of Lady Gaga’s shit has been (I think i sorta like it here). I’m taking my saggy boobs with me.

Tina Fey: Let my shark shaped eyes creep everyone.

Bi polar teenage girl on her period: I don’t know. Don’t touch me. Don’t talk to me. And don’t you dare tell me not to be on weird positions.

Sarcastic middle schoolers: The dictionary is up my ass.

Shoes: Never make myself last.

Saggy boobs: We wanna be able to see dick.

Books: To taste where everybody’s fingers have been.

Lana Del Rey: Promote the name backwards spell Anal. That’s why my pussy tastes like pepsi cola. (!?)

Daniel In Wonderland: I don’t know, don’t ask me i’m not a docta.

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