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Disneyland Parks: A Place Where Bitches and Lying Can Exist

Okay you guys can stop talking about me already. Yes it’s true, i went to Disneyland on Tuesday and Wednesday. One park per day. I had a blast. Unfortunately I went with family. Including two little girls under the age of 3. But I did get on some cool rides. That’s the good thing though. You must always bring your grandma with you. You can have her watch the baby, get the riders switch pass, and go on the ride twice.

Day 1- Disneyland In California Ofcourse

Disneyland was fun. And empty too. It was a Tuesday so what is there to expect. I was already getting excited to get inside the park when i heard the Alice In Wonderland teapot instrumental when entering the entrance. We went on every fun ride you could think of. Except the star wars ride, the buzz lightyear ride, and the fast train roller coaster. But that one was closed. Oh and i didn’t go on the Alice In Wonderland ride. I was so sad. The line was so long and it wasn’t working and they were truing to fix it so get got tired of waiting and left.

I did encounter some mean bitches there too. Like when i was in a hurry to get the Indiana Jones ride fast pass. I was just cutting people and doing that awkward, let me just cut in front of you, your walking super slow, move. And this lady was like, “Gosh rude.” Bitch i said excuse me. I’m in a hurry. This other teenage white boy told me, “Goshhhhhhhhh” when i was in the disney store switching the coffee cups i was going to buy. Hipster please. Save your comments for your twitter.

I did buy something though. I bought a coffee cup with the mickey stomach face on it. It’s so cool! I love it.

Day Two- Disney California Adventure

Once we arrived we went to the customer service office to get buttons. I said it was my birthday. In which it wasn’t. It was a month ago anyways so i’m technically off the hook right?

Everyone was wishing me a happy birthday. It was a bit annoying. All the workers who worked there wished me a happy birthday. And some other randoms too. There was one group of friends who yelled, Happy birthday! And one friend heard and repeated and next thing i knew the whole group wished me a… Happy birthday. (So many “happy birthday’s” in this paragraph.)

It was super super super fun though. My favorite ride of them all was the Cars ride. Where you got in a car and raced and went by super fast. It was so cool. I was going to get the fast pass for it but by 11:30 they were all booked for fast passes. And the waiting time was 1 hour long. But after i got off, it was totally worth the wait.

Another ride we had to wait a long time for was the Midway Toy Story Mania. We waited for an hour as well. I thought it was going to be boring. But it was a fun ride. Worth the wait. I beat my grandma with a conclusion of 75 thousand points. She had 50 thousand.

We went to the shows too. We saw the Aladdin play. It was hilarious. Last time i saw it they had the, “Lady Gaga called. She wants her outfit back,” joke and they still had it after two years. Ha! We also saw the little kids show with the puppets. I thought it was really cool. For a little kid.

Conclusion

I had a really great time. I’m glad my grandma took me and not my sister. After we left disneyland we went to the seven eleven and this guy ran off the store with out paying for a box of beers. It was a bit scary to witness. But then i remembered i was in LA so it’s usual for it to happen. Turned out he got away with it. The employees there couldn’t catch up with him. I just can’t imagine his mind set when stealing the beer. “Well I don’t care if i get caught. One way or another it’s going to be worth it.”… Right.

What sucks is that i have three days of make up work i have to do for school. Ugh! Where is that damn nerd i keep on wishing for?!

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