Starbucks

Starbucks Stories #4

Finally i got a table! I’m at Starbucks in the outlets of San Ysidro. Gosh there is so many people here. It took me 20 minutes for my frappuchino to be done and 10 minutes to get a table. I was just to the side waiting, like an idiot who seems to be lost, for someone to leave and it worked. And surprisingly after i tweeted: “Im all set to get a starbucks stories to get published onto my blog but im waiting for a table to be free. #somanypeople” A table was free. Twitter is a wizard or something… Just in case your wondering what Starbucks stories is, i spend a while at Starbucks and i blog about my experience here. And this is my 4th one. So here comes some creepy status mojo.

Gosh seems like the line here keeps getting longer and longer. Shit my cousins found me. Oh well atleast they will keep my company i guess. Next to me is a weird couple with her boyfriend what it looks like to me. OMG i think she can read the computer screen, cause i turned to her and she was staring over at my spot. She was either checking out my ass or staring out to space. Oh wait i’m exposing my angry birds boxers… Nevermind. HA! How embarrassing tho. The couple left and now an Asian is sitting on the table. Actually its an asian couple. What about the Mexicans!? I’m in the city right next to the border. Well it is Starbucks full of white people and Asians so… Maybe that’s why i’m here.

All of the sudden a big crowd came in… Oh wait they all work for the fire station. One firefighter is standing up straight and has his hands inside his pocket and made eye contact with me… um say hi bitch.

These white teen bitches just past by me while all of the them were staring at me… Get a life guys! No Daniel you get a life! Get some friends and hang out with them just like they are.

Since when does purple hats with navy blue sweater and beige shorts match… You look a fashion mess dude.

This dude next to us sat with his fucking nitendo DSI. Bitch this is starbucks bring your laptop and then you will be Starbucks society accepted. For a while he was looking at what we were all doing… He probably feels like an outcast. Do DSI’s have internet on them or something? Cause it doesn’t look like he’s playing. Oh he just left. Wait, why did he come to starbucks for 5 minutes, sit, use his Nintendo and left? Whatever he looks like more a fool.

OMG MY FAVORITE SONG IS PLAYING. YOU KNOW THAT SONG FROM THE MICROSOFT 8 COMMERCIAL AND THE SONG PLAYS SAYING, “EXPRESS YOURSELF” WELL YES ITS THAT SONG.  WHAT A GREAT WAY TO EXPRESS YOURSELF WHILE BEING AT A COFFEE SHOP. I have no idea what the song is called but i pull on a party every time i hear the song during the commercials.

We’ll i got to go. If this post has some errors i’m sorry. I’ll edit it when i get home. Shall you all become filthy rich.

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