How are you guys doing? I’m doing good. I’m just having one of those days that all i want to do is lay in bed and watch tv all day. I’m just a bit nervous right now. It’s final’s week. And i’m on the edge of passing slash failing my classes and i’m fucking scared! There’s nothing i can do about it now. All i can do is not stress out and do good on the final. I’m currently passing all of my classes with C’s and above. I was going to have a mini heart attack cause i couldn’t find a study guide for my spanish class’s final but i found it! Woo hoo! Which that is the reason that made me want to blog. I’m still worried about my grades. But i can do this! It was around 7pm and i was thinking to myself, what the fuck am i going to do today. Since i was stressed i decided to watch my all time favorite movie, Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist. This movie is so perfect. My day is already getting better just by watching it. Like can i marry you?
I just want the semester to end already! I’ve been so done with semester ever since school started. Just two more days and then i have two weeks off for Christmas break.
Didn’t find this joke funny? I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 — that’s all the sailors I could screw in one night.”
Q: Why did the dick go to the 7-11?
A: To get a slurpee.
A young man gets sent to jail, and gets put into a jail cell with a convict the size of the Incredible Hulk. After lights out, he hears a whisper from the top bunk.
“Let’s play Mommy and Daddy. Who do you wanna be?” Thinking quick, the man says “daddy.”
“Then come up here and suck Mommy’s dick.”