FUCK YOU! Now this challenge is too challange-able. I’m sorry but i’m not an English professionalist. I don’t know whether or not my blog post is grammar check’d correctly. I suck at that. I don’t want to end up going to college just to be able to be freshly pressed. What are you in here for? Oh i’m taking this course so that i could be freshly pressed on WordPress for my 1 week of fame. How about the horrible English writers like me, get freshly pressed? Why professional when you can sound understanding? I read freshly pressed blog post all the time with huge words and i say, what the fuck is that word? This is no essay, its a blog! But that’s just they’re choice of writing style and i respect that. But why do i have to sound like that when i can be easily read. Also, if my blog post has any grammar mistakes, FEEL FREE TO HACK INTO MY ACCOUNT AND FIX THEM.
This week’s challenge is write a post in another narrative mode. Really another mode? *Gorge Lopez voice, “Estas loco!”* That’s just too hard for me. I’m sorry but i’m writing for a blog not a book. I get it how it’s just a challenge but why this topic? Why not just a challenge about pink elephants? Cause that would be so cool and awesome. WordPress you might even win a noble prize for that (I’m just tricking you. Hope it works)!
This post may have some errors. If so, i’m sorry. It’s teen mom time!