Fiction Friday

Fiction Friday: Cher Lloyd Sucking Cock

Before Cher Lloyd became famous, all she wanted was the world. She wanted to be famous. To be a somebody but Simon from X factor, told her she had to suck someone’s cock to get signed to a label. So she asked Simon. He obviously said no.

As she went to the Harry potter movie premier, she was determined to suck someone’s cock that night. As she was hanging out with the harry potter cast, she didn’t know who to choose or how to convince them to suck the cock. She wanted either Daniel or Rupert. She went for Daniel first. after the movie, there was an after party at Daniel’s house.

“Daniel, lets go to your room. I’d love to see it.”, said Cher. In a sexual way. So they went up the long long long stairs, cause he’s a millionaire with a big mansion and British love to exercise.Cause they’re all too damn skinny. And finally they arrived the room. Daniel’s room was one level big. He even had a walk in mall. With no workers. He also had a frappuchino coffee machine and slurpee machine. Cher choose the Slurpee, cause she love’s it. Plus she needs to feel ALIVE. Daniel’s room was made of gold walls, cause he’s rich guysss. (Including the long s’s and tone. It’s not a typo. Guyss) So they were laying down on his bed made out of 100 dollar bills. Cause american money is worth more. Right? Cher asked if he was still a virgin and he said, “Bitch im Daniel Radcliffe.” So Cher went like crazy taking off his clothes as fast as a  crazy lion. Daniel was thinking, What the heck!? But he liked it so he just played cool. And after an hour, Cher was done. Cher said it tasted like blueberry’s. I don’t know. She’s too sweet.

After the party she told Simon. Simon was cracking up. He said, “You actually did it!? L O L  it was a joke! Cher your too flawless and amazing. You didn’t need to suck someone’s dick for fame. You already have it.” Cher felt so blonde. But she was glad she did it cause its Daniel Radcliffe from Harry potter bitches.

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